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Sep
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What was the first word ever said?

What was the first word ever said? The first word ever said had to be influencial, meaningful and powerful…..

FOOD!!!!!!!
I think the first word ever said was FOOD!!!!!!!!! Food is what shapes the people of are country(literally). We love food and back in the days of cave man all that people cared about was food. They would grut and houl but finally they come up with food.

Food
–noun
1. any nourishing substance that is eaten, drunk, or otherwise taken into the body to sustain life, provide energy, promote growth, etc.
2. more or less solid nourishment, as distinguished from liquids.
3. a particular kind of solid nourishment: a breakfast food; dog food.
4. whatever supplies nourishment to organisms: plant food.
5. anything serving for consumption or use: food for thought.

Food is what we love in this country. We are the fattest country in the world. Right before lunch we all get are endurance workouts for the day. We all run down the hall spriting and are all exhausted for the day. Then we buy food that could make a liitle kid in africa salivate when we eat half and through it away.

Fat person

http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/fat_people.JPG

I will continue next week and explainmore on why we are stuipid and so FAT!!!!!!!!


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4 Responses to “What was the first word ever said?”


  1. 1 roadrunner19937 Sep 8th, 2006 at 12:21 pm

    I think you are very smart to bring up this topic because it is important in america. But maybe you could make some sort of story about cavemen incorporating why food is so important. You could also include a picture, but otherwise it was good.

  2. 2 whatever83 Sep 8th, 2006 at 12:25 pm

    I agree with you! If you are talking about cavemen, that is most likely the only thing they would EVER talk about. Good job.

  3. 3 hellomynameisbill77 Sep 12th, 2006 at 12:11 pm

    I like the picture and how the guy is so !@#$ing fat. good idea, but im sure there were other languages before english, although if you translated it the first word coulsd have been food i guess.

  4. 4 bazookabubblegum Sep 12th, 2006 at 1:02 pm

    i think you bring up a very important topic in our country. people today just can’t stop stuffing their faces with junk food. your point about africa is also something to keep in mind. :-D

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