I really learn the best with some aspect of technology around me. I love to use computers I do my best writing on a computer. I also learn the best with music on. I feel that music is an inspiration and that it can cause some of the greatest ideas to com out of our head. I really would die if we only used paper I’m really into technology.
25
May
Learning
I stated That I wanted to win the putsal world cup. I am on track to do that. MY team has won are first 2 games that weren’t even close. They were 10-5 and 10-6. We are the only undefeated team left in the league.
In are first 2 games we have never trailed. This has caused mas frustration on the other teams making them thrash out and we have caused 3 yellow cards and 1 red. In our first game we go out to a quick 3-0 we never looked back and ended up slaughtering Denver 10-6. We then went on to beat Anberdeen 10-5. These 2 wins were caused my great team work and not getting mad at other team mates.
As you can tell I’m on Ranch Utd. We are going to kill.
For more info visit putsalsuperleague.teach-nology.com
This is relating to my personal curriculum.
I stated 
This never happened i went to skiing camp though. I went every Saturday from the beginning of January to the middle of February. When i was there we learned how to do many things. One of the tricks i learned was how to do ground 360. Which is spinning on your skies while on the ground and not in the air. i also learned how to navigate the park and be safe while having fun.
While at camp I also made some friends. Camps are a great experience. I would recommend any camp that has something you like there. They will have you making friends and learning skills. My camp i will probably never forget. It was so much fun. In the future i wish to be able to lend some pretty sweet tricks. I want to land a 720 by the time I’m 16.
16
Mar
My cars
This is a list of cars that I would liike if I could ever have them. Onelist of cars from all the types of cars.
Tuner: Toyata Supra
Import: Bugatti Veron
Truck: Mitsubishi Street Raider
Suv: Audi Q
Chick Magnet Car: Hummer H2
Movie Car: Gone in 60 seconds Mustang Shelby GT 500
Race car: Ferrari F1 Race Car
Motorcycle: Suzuki Hayabusa GSXR 1300
These are my favorite cars and motorcycle of all time. I love cars and would dream to get any of these cars ever. I love cars as you all know. I wouldn't leave these cars stock I would modify them to perform at the speed i watn them to. I love cars and some of the new carscoming out are carzy. Like these:
If these are the cars of the future. Then what wil be next?
1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver.
7. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whooooole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive.
13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, suddenly lock your doors.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.
16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. Keep at least five cats in the car.
23. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.
24. If an firetruck comes up behind you, pull over, get on the roof of your car, and do a cheer for them as they pass!
25. Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.
26. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
27. Stop and collect roadkill.
28. Stop and pray for roadkill.
29. Stop and cook roadkill. (If in Tennessee.)
30. Throw Spam. Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.
31. Get in the fast lane and gradually… slow… down… to… a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
32. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're in.
When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at your map,
laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"
34. Sing without having the radio on.
35. At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off…
36. Drive with giant sticker on your windshield
These are things to do on a summers day. If you do thse things don't blame me. Try if you can do it to an old person they don't get it as well. It makes it so much funnier.
21
Feb
Funny Warning Labels
Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.Toilet
Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines. Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.
Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
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Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower. |
Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use only on underarms.
Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face. Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
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Fire Extinguisher: Caution: Non-Flamable |
Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipeMattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallowMatches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.Fix-a-Flat
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Rain Gauge
Suitable for outdoor use.
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire
Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption
Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume
Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Road Sign
Caution water on road during rain. Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Road Sign
Cemetery Road. Dead End
Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park
Children’s Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often
Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.Swanson TV Dinners
This product must be cooked before eating.Hershey’s Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
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500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required. |
Beach Ball
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands. Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
Bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down. Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
Packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.Boot’s Children’s cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
Sainsbury’s peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.
Blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado
Cardboard windshield sun shade:
Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.
Infant’s bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Package of Fisherman’s Friend throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
| Disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake. |
Bottle of shampoo for dogs
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Curling Iron
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Hair Dryer
Do not use in shower.
Hair Dryer
Do not use while sleeping.
Hand-held Massaging Device
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
A toilet at a public sports facility
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Container of Underarm Deodorant.
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer
Do not eat toner.
13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Not intended for highway use.
Can of self-defense pepper spray.
May irritate eyes.
Novelty rock garden set called “Popcorn Rock”
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
A frisbee
Warning: May contain small parts.
A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
Do not use orally.
A birthday card for a 1 year old.
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
Heated seat cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
| Microwave Oven: Do not use for drying pets. |
Electric Cattle Prod
For use on animals only.
Can of air freshener.
For use by trained personnel only.
Silly Putty
Do not use as ear plugs.
Knife sharpening stone
Warning: knives are sharp!
Deodorant
Do not use intimately.
Rat Poison
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Portable stroller
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Dashboard of a mail truck
Look before driving.
Children’s cough medicine
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Sign at a railroad station
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Bottom of a supermarket dessert box
Do not turn upside down.
Package of dice.
Not for human consumption.
| Bottled Drink: Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth. |
Shipment of hammers
May be harmful if swallowed.
Manual for an SGI computer.
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using rectally.
Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Turn off motor before using this product.
6×10 inch inflatable picture frame
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
Box of bottle rockets
Do not put in mouth.
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Remove plastic before eating.
Box for a car jack
For lifting purposes only.
| Instructions for a cordless phone: Do not put lit candles on phone. |
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Do not drive cars in ocean.
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle “body-surfing” at a concert
Always drive on roads. Not on people.Bus Stop
No stopping or standing.
Church Sign
These rows reserved for parents with children.
Bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Credit card statement.
Payment is due by the due date.
Laundromat triple washer
No small children.
Sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Take care: new non-slip surface.
Box of Pills
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Can of black pepper.
Instructions: usage known.
Bag of cat biscuits
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Car Manual
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Espresso Kettle
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the ‘on’ position.
T.V. manual
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Label on a hammer
Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
VCR box
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.Toilet brush
Do not use for personal hygiene.
Black rubber fishing worm
Not for human consumption.
| Orange Juice Can: 100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate. |
Depend Adult Diapers
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
Furniture Wipes
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Lawnmower
Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Do not open here.
Bottle of bathtub cleaner
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Container of lighter fluid
WARNING: Contents flammable!
Box of household nails
CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Drink bottle label
Do not peel label off.
Woolite carpet cleaner
Safe for carpets, too!
Box of Frosted Cheerio’s
The logo, “Tastes so good this box never closes,” is located just underneath another announcement: “To close: place tab here.”
Sterno
Do not use near fire or flame.
Container of salt
Warning: High in sodium
Hose Nozzle
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Just think of why they ahd to put these labels on products. Who could you she doing this? Hmmmm……. Ha ha how funny it would be if you didn’t the person and just herd on the news that some man lost a hand from tryng to stop it. Also Who comes up with the warning too. IF some one has to turn the object over to read do not turn over. That’s just the things people need these days.
06
Feb
Skiing Notes
For my personal curriculum I got new skies
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This video exemplifies what I want to be able to do. It showss a lot of crazy things by my favorite skiier Tanner Hall. He is one of te greatest freestyle skiier in the world.
Also this is one of Warren Miller films. He has been making sking films since 1949 and this is on of his best wideos.
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On the subject of my skiies the are 2006-2007 Volkl Dogen. THey are the best skiies ever. The grafics are sweet and I only paid $35 buck when I traded in my old ones. Me and my friends are going to make a video it will be sweet.
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One final sum up video best for last.
06
Feb
write on
I can show to my parent sthat i learned something by showing them my personal curriculum. I will also show them my notes
29
Jan
Putsal
Ranch Utd. is a pre-season match has abliterated the competition with it not even being close.
Match 1: Ranch Utd. 10-2 Denver Utd
Match 2: Ranch Utd. 10-4 Highlands Ranch
These matches were held indoors although but it looks promasing for Ranch Utd.The new jersey have come out and it looks as though Ranch Is going with sky blue and black. To see the jersey’s visit totallysoccer.com and click on stacer and go to the bottom.
Jersey numbers go as follows
Chris 11
Michael 1
The schuedual goes as follows for Ranch
Ranch Utd v Highlands Ranch
Aberdeen v Ranch Utd
Denver Utd v Ranch Utd
Rest of schudule TBD
Ranch Utd. Main sponser
Other sponsers TBD
We are determined to win the cup and all the glory that comes with it. to see all the up to date stats and scores go to
23
Jan
Skiing notes
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THis is one of the greatest tricks ever performed. It was filmed last year at the US frestyle open. IT is a switch 1440 which is 4 full spins. I will be happy if I land a 540 by the end of The month.
This is how to land a 540
Imagine a 360 aerial maneuver with an additional 180 degrees turn. This is the 540 aerial Skiing maneuver which entails doing a full and a half turn. In this section, learn how to turn 540 degrees on air. Make use of our animation at the right as guide as you go through the steps.
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STEP 1: To start off, ski at moderate speed and approach the lip of the jump. |
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STEP 2: Know which direction you want to turn. As you reach the lip, initiate the spin by moving your head and shoulders towards the direction of the turn. The rest of your body will follow. |
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STEP 3: Turn 360 degrees once you are in midair. Keep your Skis parallel to each other. |
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STEP 4: Prepare to make a half turn upon finishing a complete 360 degrees. |
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STEP 5: For a smooth finish, spot the landing as you complete the full turn. |
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STEP 6: Prepare to land and absorb the impact.You should be facing the fall line. |
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STEP 7: Stomp the landing and then ride away backwards. |
Be comfortable in moving and making turns in midair. Make sure to brush up on your 540s and other basic aerial tricks first before attempting more difficult maneuvers.
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